Montezuma history teacher runs for president

Leah Farrington, high school history teacher, announced her candidacy for president on the Whig party ticket on April 1.

by Andrea Farrington

For several weeks, it has been rumored that Montezuma history teacher Leah Farrington   will be running for president in the 2012 campaign on the Whig ticket.  On Sunday, April 1, Farrington confirmed her candidacy.

 Her main goal for her presidential campaign is to increase American influence in every country in the world. 

She has a Ponzi Scheme with her running mate, Bernie Madoff, which is how she plans to afford her campaign. 

Now the question the majority of Montezuma wants to know is, why is she running for president? 

In an up-close interview with her, she said, “I want money and power!” 

Throughout the interview she spoke about three specific subjects several times. 

“I plan to spend more money than any president in the past because I don’t think we have enough debt in the world today,” Farrington said. 

We got on the subject of unemployment and she says to fix this problem she is going to prepare children for the workforce by training all fourth through twelveth grade students on the oil fields. 

She also mentioned social security during her 45-minute interview and stated that she thinks we should get rid of social security completely because she believes someone will steal her identity. 

“There is nobody as smart as me, I don’t want them to ruin my reputation,” Farrington said.

She believes that she outshines the other candidates with her beautiful looks and stunning personality. She also won American Idol and her dad is the governor of Iowa, which gives her a head start. 

Support our local citizen and vote for her on November 6!

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